Prudish Bloomberg Cockblocks Vibrator Giveaway

Mayor Michael Bloomberg won’t let fatties have their soda or ladies get their rocks off after halting yesterday’s vibrator giveaway because of some silly permit thing. The divorced billionaire mayor is now back on board after granting permits for today’s 5pm giveaway, with ladies (and some dudes) sighing with um, relief.

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